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Free and Friendly Tours presents...
An Expensive and Hostile Tour!
When: Friday the 13th, July 13th, 2012
You can take this tour. You can not take this tour. See if we care. But if you do come, prepare to be greeted with the utmost hostility. Since your presence will be a huge inconvenience for us, you will be paying an extraordinary amount of money...OR ELSE.
Prepare to hear about the less desirable parts of Philadelphia, or whatever.
Here's how it works: The tour will meet at 10:30 am in front of Benjamin's Best, and will take you through old city on down to South Street. You will hear about the less desirable aspects of Philadelphia and its 300-plus year history. The tour will end in close proximity to one of those fat-ridden steak sandwich places that people in Philadelphia seem to like, on 4th and South (by Jim's). The tour guide will simply tolerate your presence as he tells these stories.
A limited number of (free) tickets will be available from 7/3/12, so be sure to reserve your spot on this one-of-a-kind tour of Killadelphia!